As a college student, I deal with a lot of hipsters that blast music into my classroom chanting: “Let’s go! Join us!” while achieving nothing but pissing off the professor. But I have not seen something as HAM-like as this. -Panda Mama
Underwater Construction!
Panda Mama here! Just letting you all know that the site is going to be under construction, we’re moving to an actual domain and it’s going to be difficult moving us two big whales. See you all soon! -Panda Mama
The weave wearing HAM genius of Tardy for the Party Kim Zolciak pulls a Lindsay Lesbo and apparently isnt a lesbian anymore with DJ Tracy Young. Apparently shes still with her suger papa. When’s the next hit gonna come out!?
PS. i was at the Here Lounge tonight and they played her song…
-GayGay
Kendall Jenner, a carrier of the HAM gene and sibling of HAM sisters Kim, Kloe, and Kourtney Kardashian just signed in with Wilhelmina Models. She already landed a gig with Forever 21.
-GayGay
She looks like female Taylor Lautner.
-Panda Mama
This one goes out to my fellow Whale, Heidi Klum. This little shit is definitely a certified HAM.
-Panda Mama
In case you haven’t heard about the lady trainer that got attacked by the killer whale at SeaWorld, a religious right group named the American Family Association wants one of our family members to be stoned to death. I can just imagine a bunch of crazy people throwing pebbles at a gigantic whale. “WHALE ATTACKS MORE PEOPLE. THEY DESERVED IT.” Anyways, absolute disapproval from the Gaysian Whale Team. Nuh uh, Seth Aaron.
P.S. They also took down Shamu’s twitter account. FTW? Anyways, look what this HAM wrote in response:
swegl: Dear Twitter, I’ve been boycotting b/c I’m sad about the silencing of @shamu. I’m not ready to come back just yet… but now you know.3 hours ago ago from TweetDeckUhhhhh, wow. WOW.
-Panda Mama
Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/03/american-family-associati_n_484022.html
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